Archive for August 26th, 2005
Famous Business Card!
I got a local famous persons business card today from work. Jimmy Colquitt. He is a former UT Vols football player. His nephew currently plays for the Vols right now as a Punter. Just wanted to let you know of a famous person sucess! I can add this to the small handful of famous ones. The sales person handed it to me and said when I go back by and drop off the publication to him, I will try to get him to autograph one for you. How cool would that be?
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Got some business cards!
I got some business cards in the mail today! I got over 15 today! I am still at over 73,800. I got business cards from . I also got business cards from someone in Ft. Knox, KY & someone in Dilliner, PA. The person from Dilliner, PA also sent me a box of about 200 duplicates. So I have some good trade stock too. Thanks. Even my daughter got to add a few business cards to her collection. Thanks you all!
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The Jar
A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm
count. The Doctor gave him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring
back a semen sample tomorrow.
The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the
doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and
empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man
explained, “Well, doc, it’s
like this. .. First I tried with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I
asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left,
still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and
she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked. “You asked your neighbor!!??”
The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what all
three of us tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn’t get the jar open.”
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